Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here
went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
and this little shit over here
went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts
BOYS
probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody
and neither of them is good at maths…